Kids these days. I mean, what kind of girl lays on top of a dude wearing Skechers? What happened in her childhood? Why does she have such low standards for herself? Have some self-respect, girl. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you; don’t let yourself be labeled as ‘that girl’ at such a young age. Wait until you graduate college, then start laying on dudes with Skechers. Because at that point they are probably rich, geeky, computer dudes who can buy you nice things and take you on dates to places that don’t have a drive-thru. They’ll still be nerdy and poorly-dressed, but fuck it, wear big sunglasses when you’re with him in public—nobody will recognize you… I’m kidding, never date a dude wearing Skechers, because he’s probably gay and he’ll totally break your heart when he leaves you to open a cupcake shop in Santa Barbara with Stefan, the Brazilian hairdresser with hips that don’t lie.